The other day, I was deputized by my wife to perform a mission-critical task. I was asked to visit the local grocery store and track down a few boxes of Kraft macaroni and cheese on short notice, ostensibly to please the cravings of several picky second-graders visiting our home. Upon arrival at QFC, I headed straight over to the pasta aisle, thinking that must be the place to locate said product. Nope, strikeout. No mac-and-cheese [...]